Welcome to Valhalla
At Valhalla Pest Management Solutions, we believe that your home is your castle. It's a place of comfort, of security, and it's the only place you can get away with not wearing pants (unless the in-laws are visiting).
*sips whiskey from coffee cup*
We understand how devastating and uncomfortable it can be to find unwanted pests inside your home. Valhalla is here to fight the good fight so you can focus on regaining control of your castle. Our certified extermination warriors will battle your bugs with clenched fists and bared teeth, ensuring peace of mind for you and your clan. General treatment includes a free estimate where we inspect your domain, develop a battle plan, then attack the pests where they live. This treatment includes interior and exterior protection, ridding you of your creepy-crawlies and creating a continuous barrier to keep the invading hordes at bay.
Valhalla Pest Management Solutions endeavors to be honest and fair regarding your issue, pricing and treatment options available and will NEVER pressure you into buying unnecessary or unwanted products and services. Nobody likes a liar or a cheat, so we take pride in our integrity and the hard work that we put into ensuring your satisfaction. Your peace of mind is important and your family deserves nothing but the best when it comes to their safety and happiness.
That, and everyone's tired of hearing dad scream like a baby...
If you're ready to reclaim your throne as King/Queen, give Valhalla Pest Management Solutions a call. We'll provide safe and effective control at an affordable price so that you won't have to worry about unwanted pests. Strap on your armor, sharpen your blade and sound the battle horns - Valhalla is waiting!
Last month, Loki paid me a visit, and as a joke, he left behind a whole nest of ants. He thought it was funny, but I got tired of smashing them under my mead goblet every time I sat down in my Great Hall. One call to Valhalla Pest Management Solutions and they sent their finest warrior to cut down these pesky buggers. I sleep better at night knowing that ragnarök has been averted thanks to Valhalla.
-Odin (probably)